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Fantasy Football Trash Talk

My most recent trash talk in our fantasy football forums.

Okay, and I mean this with all do respect, but it seems like E-Rak’s wet dream of a 3 game win streak, that would ultimately catapult him in to the playoffs, has gone limp. But to cheer ya up, and since I’m in the groove with making up new team names, for myself and others, I have made you your own new shiny team name for next year…”Bye week”. That felt good. Let’s hit the checklist, Rak… 

-3 game win streak: FAILED. 
-Pass up the Teste Clips: FAILED. 
-Pass up Just Win: FAILED. 
-Total points that Just Win can’t touch. GREAT SUCCESS. 
-Pass up Adam in points (after week 11). GREAT SUCCESS. 
But to get passed up by Adam in the week after is actually a FAIL. 
-Squeak* into the playoffs: You did squeak*, but that might have been the chair while checking on your team in the office. So, FAILED. 

Seeeeeeeeeeeya: Sticks & Jerkey.

See my initial attack here that lead to about 14 messeges in 3 days after the break…

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I think after Portland’s game last night, the NBA needs to start thinking about G.O. approved rims. He’s gonna bring ‘em all down soon.

The dome light is suspicious.

Thank you, #49ers, I’ll take 5 picks. Welcome back, Frank.

Oh cool, the Niner game is being aired on the NFL network. I look like a fucking idiot.

Short week for the #49ers. We need a TNF win. We just need a win, purieud.

Interesting, the guy on the corner “just trying to survive” can afford a cell phone and a membership to Costco. That’s a great depression!

We changed our hours at work for the holiday season and now I don’t know when I start. Looks like I’m waking my ass up early to call in.